Dear sticker lovers, meet your new favorite! This charming 3-inch design features a classic typewriter with a hilariously blunt opening line that says what we're all thinking. Perfect for anyone with a sharp sense of humor and appreciation for vintage aesthetics, it's ideal for sticking on laptops, water bottles, skateboards, and beyond. Durable and weather-proof, this witty companion celebrates the art of honest communication—one keystroke at a time. No pleasantries required!