Archie McPhee

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About the Brand

For more than 35 years, Archie McPhee (Accoutrements LLC) has sold funny gifts and novelties to the world. We're the makers of the Horsemask, Handerpants, Possum in a Peanut and all things total nonsense! We feature design and manufacture the kinds of impractical items that make life better and are the premiere source for weird stuff in the world.

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* expires 12/31/25 *

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The Accidental Bride

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The Amish Quiltmaker’s Unruly In-Law

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