Archie McPhee

Opening Order $200 Wholesale
Re-Order $150 Wholesale

About the Brand

For more than 35 years, Archie McPhee (Accoutrements LLC) has sold funny gifts and novelties to the world. We're the makers of the Horsemask, Handerpants, Possum in a Peanut and all things total nonsense! We feature design and manufacture the kinds of impractical items that make life better and are the premiere source for weird stuff in the world.

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Brand Specials

10% FREIGHT CAP ON ORDERS $299+

$800 RECEIVE FREE FREIGHT (BRICK AND MORTAR)

* expires 12/31/25 *

All Products

Buffalo Fluffalo 14" Giant Plush

MerryMakers

Diary of a Wimpy Kid Löded Diper Van 12" Plush

MerryMakers

Pizza and Taco 8.5" & 5." Puppet & Book Gift Set

MerryMakers

RACING WIENER DOGS

Archie McPhee

SPLAT FROG

Archie McPhee

CRYPTID BOUNCING BALLS

Archie McPhee

ITTY BITTY UFOS - BAG OF 4

Archie McPhee

M313 magnet - a bit of magic (ea)

Quotable Cards

Starter Bundle A = $610

Studio Oh!

Starter Bundle B = $510

Studio Oh!

BACK SCRATCHER - AXOLOTL

Archie McPhee

BACK SCRATCHER - BIGFOOT

Archie McPhee

BATH - AXOLOTL

Archie McPhee

BABY HIPPOS

Archie McPhee

CAPYBARA IN A PEANUT

Archie McPhee

The Hard Way

Penguin Random House

The Hard Line

Penguin Random House

The Harafish

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The Healing Power of Korean Letter Writing

Penguin Random House

The Healing Power of Mind

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The Heart of Awareness

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The Hearts We Burn

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The Heretic

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The Heroic Legend of Arslan 21

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