Archie McPhee

Opening Order $200 Wholesale
Re-Order $150 Wholesale

About the Brand

For more than 35 years, Archie McPhee (Accoutrements LLC) has sold funny gifts and novelties to the world. We're the makers of the Horsemask, Handerpants, Possum in a Peanut and all things total nonsense! We feature design and manufacture the kinds of impractical items that make life better and are the premiere source for weird stuff in the world.

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Brand Specials

10% FREIGHT CAP ON ORDERS $299+

$800 RECEIVE FREE FREIGHT (BRICK AND MORTAR)

* expires 12/31/25 *

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SHIVA SPEAKS

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LESSONS IN COURAGE

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LIQUID LUCK

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RECLAIM THE MAGIC

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QUANTUM ECONOMICS

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SECRET OF EFFORTLESS DOING

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RITA'S WORLD

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L'CHAIM!

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MAGIC OF PRAYERS

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LIFE WITH MY GUARDIAN ANGEL

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MESSIAH'S HANDBOOK

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KUNG FU - THE MASTER

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LANGUAGE FOR THE LIVING AND THE DEAD

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SOME OF THESE DAYS

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NEVER SUMMER

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LIVING THE LIFE

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LIFEGUARDS

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MUMMER PRISONER SCAVENGER THIEF

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LOST IN A PLACE SO SMALL

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