Archie McPhee

Opening Order $200 Wholesale
Re-Order $150 Wholesale

About the Brand

For more than 35 years, Archie McPhee (Accoutrements LLC) has sold funny gifts and novelties to the world. We're the makers of the Horsemask, Handerpants, Possum in a Peanut and all things total nonsense! We feature design and manufacture the kinds of impractical items that make life better and are the premiere source for weird stuff in the world.

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Brand Specials

10% FREIGHT CAP ON ORDERS $299+

$800 RECEIVE FREE FREIGHT (BRICK AND MORTAR)

* expires 12/31/25 *

All Products

My Inconvenient Duke

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A Tropical Rebel Gets the Duke

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One in a Million

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Scot and Bothered

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Save the Date

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All Fired Up

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New

Game Point

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Secrets Beneath the Snow

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Dangerous Arson Trail

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Unsolved Montana Investigation

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Deadly Badlands Pursuit

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Missing in Texas

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The Black Orb

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The Girl in the Vault

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The Murder Machine

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Death in Cornwall, A \ Muerte en Cornualles (Spani

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The Dark Hours

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Close Your Eyes and Count to 10

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The Other Sister

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The Couples Trip

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Nothing Ever Happens Here

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Nothing Ever Happens Here

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Better Than Friends

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Love Fix, The

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